"McMike" (mcmike)
05/22/2014 at 09:56 • Filed to: A-Team, sploid challenge | 5 | 0 |
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Rats, didn't seem like he wanted to play yesterday. I guess I'll just need to post these one-liner replies I didn't get to use.
"What's the difference between a @jesusdiaz article and a fortune cookie? Sometimes the fortune is two sentences."
"What does @jesusdiaz and crisp, refreshing Coors Light have in common? They'll both tell you exactly cool they are. "
"@jesusdiaz, a priest, and a rabbi walked into a bar. I'd tell you the rest of the joke, but I'm too busy listening to myself to finish."
"How do you keep @jesusdiaz in suspense? "
"@jesusdiaz Does it bother you more that this is: A) A middle finger, or B) Off center?"
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